Time for performance reviews:
1. Dresses/Skirts: Excellent durability and fashion sense.
(#nonhumblebrag)
Two things I know: dresses and skirts.
2. Tops: Minimal effort, lacking enthusiasm.
These are my two favorite tops....
Together, they make up a third of my tops.
Must.procure.more.
3. Tanks/Tees: We are going to have to make some serious cut-backs.
I have enough casual tops to clothe a small village.
4. Legwear: We must investigate and resolve these disappearances.
I can't find any of my shorts!!
What I do have is twenty pairs of jeans
that don't make any sense anymore,
so that's good...
5. Accessories: Showing obvious signs of neglect.
I have plenty of eyewear,
but I am committed to accessorizing more elsewhere...
Starting this Summer!
6. Footwear: "In the red."
All I have is a pair of raggedy, hand-me-down flip flops,
my trusty Chuck Taylors (from 7 years ago),
and my lucky pair of T-strap, peep-toe heels.
(And, of course, tons of shoes I never wear.)
I plan on resolving all of these issues with speed and fortitude... and as little money as possible.